{"product_id":"retired-electrician-coffee-mug-funny-bald-eagle-retirement-gift","title":"Retired Electrician Coffee Mug, Funny Bald Eagle Retirement Gift","description":"He’s retired now, and he’s not about to explain himself to anyone — least of all “idiots.” This bold, patriotic mug is the perfect gag gift for the electrician in your life who’s finally hung up the tool belt for good.\nFeaturing a striking bald eagle gripping an American flag alongside the message “I AM RETIRED, I DON’T HAVE THE TIME OR THE CRAYONS TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO IDIOTS, RETIRED ELECTRICIAN,” this mug is equal parts patriotic pride and workplace humor. Perfect for the coffee-loving, wire-wrangling retiree who’s earned the right to laugh about it.\nWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:\n•\tFunny, sarcastic design that celebrates retirement with a laugh\n•\tBold bald eagle and American flag graphic for patriotic style\n•\tDurable ceramic construction built to last through daily use\n•\tDishwasher and microwave safe for everyday convenience\n•\tMakes a memorable retirement gift for an electrician, lineman, or tradesman\nPERFECT FOR:\n•\tElectrician retirement parties\n•\tFather’s Day or birthday gifts for a retired dad or grandpa\n•\tFarewell gifts from teammates and crew on the job site\n•\tAnyone who’s earned the right to stop explaining themselves to idiots\nDETAILS:\n•\tAvailable in 11oz and 15oz sizes\n•\tWhite ceramic mug with glossy finish\n•\tVivid, permanent print that won’t fade or peel with normal use\n•\tHandwash recommended for longest-lasting print\nGet this one before he retires — or grab it for the electrician who already has. Either way, it’s a gift he’ll actually use every single morning.\n\nProduct features\n- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\n- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\n- Vibrant, high-definition printed colors\n- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\n- Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\n\nCare instructions\n- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":47435303649364,"sku":"18520667406336448372","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":47435303682132,"sku":"26538772173701110410","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0687\/1944\/4052\/files\/20260731134946-1f18ce6b-10e9-6120-b64f-0667ed94a099.jpg?v=1785505975","url":"https:\/\/www.laughingguy.com\/products\/retired-electrician-coffee-mug-funny-bald-eagle-retirement-gift","provider":"Laughing Guy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}